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nystic:

this is important please spread

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messed-up-stargazer:

adreianpayne:

cindimayweathersson:

trickpapi:

Here’s a list of some of the people working in the Ferguson Police Department with pictures along with their work numbers and emails which I’ll list below.

tjackson@fergusoncity.com
rhenke@fergusoncity.com
dmcbride@fergusoncity.com
ddecarli@fergusoncity.com
rnabzdyk@fergusoncity.com
tzoll@fergusoncity.com

PD email is police@fergusoncity.com

Please reblog.

The fact that not all of them have pictures is a give away for how messy this police department is.

reblog this

I’m guessing Anonymous did this

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lordwellingtonofficial:

dyrks:

spoopflow:

boopong:

spoopflow:

boopong:

dirudo:

boopong:

spoopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loudimage

being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THROUGH MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

(Source: zuckerwattetraum, via gwaindrifter)

Reblogged from purplebuddhaproject
People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don’t even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child — our own two eyes. All is a miracle.  Thích Nhất Hạnh (via purplebuddhaproject)

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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via anothersupernaturalfangirl)

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fandomsandfeminism:

scoobypup:

coeur-de-porcelaine:

cimet:

erase-my-sins:

cimet:

male entitlement has a body count

Female entitlement has a price tag.

can someone else take care of this for me

”paying for a meal at the restaurant is just like getting murdered guyz :’(”

not to mention the idea that men should pay for things and women cant support themselves is misogynistic so

Yeah, misogyny literally gets women killed, but it also unfairly makes men pay for dinner sometimes, so apparently everything is fine? What logic is this?

(Source: snowglakes, via lillycaul)

Having tunnel vision and a short attention span is quite possibly the worst combination of two things I was built with.

Reblogged from infinitemachine
infinitemachine:

Q. Why are the Drow so darn evil?A. They just do it for the Lolth. 
(Image sources: Drow by Francis Tsai, Lolth by Nick Delgaris)

infinitemachine:

Q. Why are the Drow so darn evil?
A. They just do it for the Lolth. 

(Image sources: Drow by Francis TsaiLolth by Nick Delgaris)

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Reblogged from golden-spider-duck

From The Many Names of David Ryder MST3K riffs for Space Mutiny, comes The Many Names of Buzz Lightyear.

(Source: golden-spider-duck, via fuckyeahmst3k)